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Prince Harry has been pulled out of Afghanistan by British army chiefs and is heading home, PEOPLE has confirmed.

His position as a frontline soldier became untenable once the news broke Thursday that he had been secretly fighting against the Taliban since before Christmas.

“Following a detailed assessment of the risks by the operational chain of command, the decision has been taken … to withdraw Prince Harry from Afghanistan immediately,” the Ministry of Defense confirmed in a statement. “This decision has been taken primarily on the basis that the worldwide media coverage of Prince Harry in Afghanistan could impact on the security of those who are deployed there, as well as the risks to him as an individual soldier.”

Planned to Stay Until April

The 23-year-old – who is a second lieutenant in the Blues and Royals regiment of the Household Cavalry – had been scheduled to stay on the front lines in the country until April. But “the situation has now clearly changed,” the statement continues, calling the news leak by some foreign media outlets “regrettable.”

The decision is likely a major disappointment for the prince, who has said in a series of interviews that he was relishing the opportunity to put his training into action.

“[I] finally get the chance to actually do the soldiering I wanted to do from ever since I joined,” he told reporters, including the U.K.’s Press Association. Of his late mother, Diana, he added, “Hopefully she would be proud.”

Harry’s performance had been called “exemplary” by the British army head. “He has been fully involved in operations and has run the same risks as everyone else in his Battlegroup,” said the chief of general staff, General Sir Richard Dannatt. “He is a credit to the nation.”

It is not known when Prince Harry is due back in the U.K.

PEOPLE

Justin Timberlake has taken all these stupid ass photos for promotion for his new movie The Love Guru. I thought JT was trying to get serious roles ever since he tried his “serious” acting hand in the movie Alpha Dog. I guess no one wants him for a good movie so he was left to make this shitty movie with Mike Myers and Jessica “I can’t act” Alba. I won’t be seeing it. And Justin Timberlake is totally beginning to annoy me. He thinks he is way funnier and way more awesome than he really is. And Mike Myers is old news. I don’t care how funny he used to be, he’s done. Let’s get some fresh people in these movies and actually try to make ‘em funny!

Emmy nominated Sarah Paxton is releasing a new CD later this year *Bastardly*

Sophie Monk candids.. and she’s looking great post-Benji Madden (site NSFW) *DrunkenStepfather* 

Lil Wayne has an addiction to cough syrup.. thats a weird addiction! *Bossip* 

Paris Hilton  modeling semi-topless for 944 Magazine.. her legs are gross! *TheSuperficial* 

Jessica Simpson is going to Kuwait to entertain the troops *Yeeeah!* 

Kate Beckinsale talks about how sacred her stuff is.. no one cares *IDLYITW*

Angelina Jolie is always trying to bend over backwards to be so different. Girlfriend needs to chill out and just be normal. Why can’t she just have her baby at Cedars Sinai and name her Kate like a normal person? Why must she travel out of the country and name her something with a deep meaning? Sometimes it seems like they try so hard that it seems like they’re always working to stay famous. Sad. Here’s the scoop on the new baby:

Angelina’s mum, actress Marcheline Bertrand, died last year and the star wants to embrace her French heritage by bringing up her new tot over there. After months of house-hunting Brad and Angelina - who revealed her bump in a tight black dress at the weekend - have bought a chateau in the south of France and plan to make it their family home…The source added: “Angelina is proud of her French roots and wants her latest addition to be born and raised there.”

I guess its sort of sweet but mostly just over-the-top. They need to stop having babies, stop adopting babies, stop wearing fake hair (BRAD this means YOU!), and stop being attention whores. This, however, will never happen. Another famous couple has to do something MORE over-the-top than them for that to happen and you know Angie’s not having that.

Well, I guess the plus is that if they have the baby in France we won’t have to see their ugly mugs for a while. That’s nice to know, right?

Dear Jared Leto,

I know the tight pleather jacket probably gets a lot of breezies hitting on you all the time, but it’s a bit too small and it looks like something Danny Bonaduce would’ve worn ten years ago. In addition to this, I want you to know that only female celebrities should have nipple slips. That being said, you should probably thing about buttoning up that sexy shirt.. or just give it back to the serial killer that you stole it from. Now that we have those things out of the way, let’s talk about how you’re sitting. I already think you’re a horrific diva and sitting like that only furthers my suspicious that your divaness is coming from a deeply rooted gay thing you have going on. (Kissing Paris Hilton and sleeping with the sluts in Hollywood only makes me think you’re covering up something) No matter what Krista Ayne says, I still have my suspicions. And if you are gay, I must warn you that the gays don’t like mullets. In fact, I don’t think anyone is into mullets anymore so you might consider cutting your hair. And giving it a wash cause that slicked back cholo thing isn’t working for you. Oh, and, blowing on soup and munching on salad is extremely gay. If you’re going to do that, do it at home so we’re not forced to watch you be gay right in front of our eyes. Better yet, just stay at home and stop making emo music and thinking you’re a rockstar. We’re all better off without you. Panic Room was good, yes, but in general, you suck. Just wanted you to know.

Kisses,

Hollywood Headache

P.S. Just a little FYI for you. Your beard looks like the pube-beard on Jackass 2 and its definitely disgusting.

Model turned R&B singer Cassie in the new issue of GQ Magazine *Bastardly*

Heidi Montag hamming it up for the paparazzi, wishing she was famous *ASL* 

Juliette Lewis has a nipple slip, if you’re interested (site NSFW) *DrunkenStepfather* 

Katherine Heigl is always smoking those damn cigarettes! Its sick! *Hollywood Rag* 

Diva fight! Eddie Murphy’s ex Tracy Edmonds v. Johnny Gill *Bossip* 

For the guys: a bikini-clad Sports Illustrated model Tori Praver *HollywoodTuna*

This is funny! A take-off on lolcats: LOLBritneys! Good stuff! *CityRag* 

Christina Aguilera’s fake bloated boobs are trying to escape! *Yeeeah!* 

Rihanna and Chris Brown have a pool-side romance.. will it last? *Egotastic* 

Remember when I wrote that Ashlee Simpson was engaged to Pete Wentz and possibly pregnant with their child last July? Well that turned out to be a big fat lie. But now the same rumor is going around and I PROMISE* this time it’s 100% true. Here’s the proof:

Pete recently posted a blog online announcing the couples’ plans to make something that cannot be illegally downloaded, hinting at a baby. In the bizarre video message, Ashlee and Pete, who have dated since last summer, also reveal that the “release date” is July 2008, before Ashlee poses with a cushion stuffed under her top.

If you’re interested, you can CLICK HERE to watch that bizarre video. It’s not bizarre at all. In fact, its stupid, just like Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz. It makes me hate them both more because they’re trying so hard to produce this funny, viral video and instead it just further proves what tweaks they are.  And if you like Cheetos (don’t be afraid to admit it just cause Britney gave ‘em a bad rep) then don’t watch this video cause they’ll be ruined for you.

*My promises mean nothing 

It’s official! Using their song lyrics and blog, the Spice Girls bid a final farewell Wednesday to cap the conclusion of their successful reunion tour.

“Our time is up … we’ve come to the end of the road … there are tears of both sadness and joy. Look how far we’ve come!,” the group wrote on their Web site. “Yes, our reunion tour is proof that dreams do come true.”

The letter to fans on the Spice blog was signed with love from Emma [Bunton], Geri [Halliwell], Mel B [Brown], Melanie C [Chisolm] and Victoria [Beckham] after concluding a song best summed up their feelings:

“Goodbye my friend, it’s not the end … So glad we made it, time will never ever change it … ”

The Spice Girls, who last year reunited for the first time since 1998 and completed shows in Europe and the U.S., closed their tour with a show in Toronto Tuesday night. They were originally scheduled to go to Australia and South America, but family obligations and an already overextended timeline wouldn’t allow for it.

As for whether the Spice Girls are done for good or just taking another break, the ladies write, “We look to the future with hope and imagination and let Girl Power live on through all of you as it will continue in us and the future generations to come.”

PEOPLE

Nicole Kidman admitted to miscarrying a baby when she was with Tom Cruise. Now she’s pregnant with her current husband’s, Keith Urban, baby. You’d think she’d be treating this pregnancy so delicately since this will be her first real kid. (Kidman has two adopted kids, Isabella and Connor, wit Tom Cruise but apparently doesn’t give a shit about them and never sees them.) But according to Cindy Adams, Nicole drinks and doesn’t care:

Boozing backstage during the Oscarcast is a no-no. But if you’re pregnant Nicole Kidman it’s a yes- yes. She wanted white wine. She got it. . . .

That’s not good! Of course, my mom said before she knew she was pregnant she went out with her friends and got shitfaced off peppermint schnapps when she was pregnant with my sister and nothing happened. I guess you just have to be careful, drink in moderation! Her kid is going to be so messed up anyway that it won’t matter if she was drinking white wine. All the pills will do more damage!

Janet Jackson performing for ABC’s Good Morning America *Bastardly*

Oscar winner Diablo Cody (screenplay for Juno) racy pictures (site NSFW) *Drunken Stepfather*

Pamela Anderson cites “fraud” for the reason for her latest divorce *Yeeeah!*

I thought Kanye West would have a way hotter girlfriend that THIS! *Bossip* 

Pictures of Megan Fox from the upcoming issue of Allure Magazine *Celebslam* 

Paris Hilton is in talks to get a reality show with MTV or VH1. Great. *HollywoodBackwash* 

Some good news for the Spears family, at long last: Jamie Lynn passed the GED, and now she’s already thinking about college.

People reports that she passed the equivalency test about a month ago, “scoring particularly well on her reading comprehension,” and may be moving onto the ACT. “She’s already got her diploma,” says a friend, to People. “When she gets something in her head, she’ll make it happen.” Like a baby, perhaps?

Just a month ago, J.L. was seen walking around with a GED near her home in Louisiana.

TMZ 

FIRST THING FIRST! You can watch the Sarah Silverman “I’m F*cking Matt Damon” video RIGHT HERE.

You can watch Jimmy Kimmel’s “I’m F*cking Ben Affleck” response video RIGHT HERE. 

Now the story!

Jimmy Kimmel has blasted back at girlfriend Sarah Silverman in the wake of her recent revelation – in an hysterical music video – that she and PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive Matt Damon are intimate.

Her song: “I’m F—ing Matt Damon.” Kimmel’s song of revenge, unveiled on his ABC show Jimmy Kimmel Live Sunday night immediately after the Oscars: “I’m F—ing Ben Affleck.” (Watch the video here.)

“Matt, Sarah, this is for you,” said Kimmel, noting that Silverman and Damon’s music video has been seen by about 8 million people on ABC.com and YouTube.

And the hilarious new clip – in which the two are seen giving each other pedicures before Affleck tweaks Kimmel’s bare chest – isn’t just a duet: It’s an all-star performance on par with “We Are the World.”

When it comes to backup singers, Kimmel somehow managed to round up a who’s-who of the entertainment industry, including Don Cheadle, Ashlee Simpson, Robin Williams, Cameron Diaz, Huey Lewis, Christina Applegate, Joan Jett, Macy Gray, Benji and Joel Madden, Lance Bass, Josh Groban and Harrison Ford – who blows the new couple a kiss.

Even Brad Pitt makes a cameo, albeit in a non-singing role. He plays a FedEx deliveryman who brings a cake of congratulations to Kimmel and Affleck.

Kimmel and Affleck also stand nose to nose in the video, and all but kiss. As Robin Williams rhapsodizes, “This is not a man crush.”

“The reason I did it like this, I didn’t want my parents finding out from the tabloids,” Kimmel said after showing the video.

Affleck said his wife, Jennifer Garner, didn’t take the news very well. “Thank God my daughter is too young [to understand],” added the actor, referring to 2-year-old Violet.

Retorted a straight-faced Kimmel, “Well, she’s our daughter now.”

PEOPLE 

Paris Hilton gets around, seriously. I mean.. just think about all you’ve read about her and different dudes. It’s sick!

Less than two weeks after Benji Madden split from fiancée Sophie Monk, the rocker is stepping out with another blonde bombshell. The new woman in his life? None other than Paris Hilton.

“Yes, they are dating. It’s pretty serious,” a source confirms of the couple, who have been spotted together all over town – make that all over the country! In just the past few days, they have partied at Home nightclub in suburban St. Louis, shopped (while holding hands) at Hollywood’s Fred Segal, and even grabbed lunch with Madden’s mom.

On Sunday night, the two hit the Polo Lounge at the Beverly Hills Hotel, where they cuddled in a massive booth and engaged in an intimate conversation.

The apparent love connection is certainly convenient: His twin brother, Joel, dates Hilton’s B.F.F., Nicole Richie.

PEOPLE

Okay so this picture hit the internet this weekend but since I’m too lazy to work on the weekends, I’ll just have to post it now. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt showed up at the 2008 Film Independent Spirit Awards and Angie was wearing a tight black dress showing off her obvious pregnant belly (and her still rail-thin body). Rumors were sparked a couple weeks before when Angie wore a loose, flowing dress to an awards show, trying obviously to hide her body. This is the couple’s second blood child together but will make number 5 to their clan.

I must say, Angie looks pretty good here. She looks happy, probably from all the positive attention and her pregnancy. I think she still looks a bit thin but she looks good. Brad, on the other hand, looks worn out. His face is a wrinkled piece of brown paper and his hair is a piece. Seriously, if thats not some sort of wig then I will die of shock. Honestly.

After all the heavy duty Oscar talk from last night and this morning, we really need to lighten the mood. Let’s do that by looking at Brooke Hogan jumping around in a blue bikini. I myself am a fan of Brooke Hogan and her music. I do think she wears some funky clothes and a bit too much make up but who cares? I think she’s doing some sort of beach work-out here. I think she’s got a great body. She’s thin but not too thin, fit but not too fit. I hate it when people call her fat because I think she’s thinner than normal and if that’s fat.. well, that’s not good. For those of you who think Brooke Hogan looks good, then these bikini pictures are for you!

Jennifer Aniston is virtually in the tabloids every week. I feel bad for her because she’s just trying to get on with her life and be happy but the tabloids CANNOT let her be! I mean, I’m a firm believer in famous people needing to accept that they’re going to be in the tabloids cause they’re famous but I also believe ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! As if getting dumped (and cheated on) by Brad Pitt isn’t bad enough, now she’s gotta face a new drama every week with these magazines.

One of them was reporting that Jennifer was supposed to have a face-to-face with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at a party for the Oscars on Saturday night. I’m thinking this was just more drama the tabloid has put on Jen’s shoulders because it didn’t happen. Jen showed up to the party but Angie and Brad did not. I’m thinking this whole story was made up because why would Angie and Brad show up? Both of them were snubbed for their work in the film industry last year so showing up to Oscar parties would be odd as it is. Nonetheless, the meeting of ex-lovers and current lady never went down.

In other Jennifer Aniston news, apparently she is freezing her eggs. I guess since Jen is getting older and has yet to meet Mister Right, she wants to ensure that when she meets him she can still have their babies. A good idea, I guess, if you don’t want to be like Nicole Kidman. But, just like other Aniston stories, I doubt this is true. According to Star Magazine, Jen’s good pal Sheryl Crow told her she should just adopt but Jen is thrilled to be having her own children in the future, and wants to preserve that dream by freezing her eggs. Jen’s rep has denied the story, which in Hollywood doesn’t really mean anything. Nonetheless, I think this story is probably untrue.

MSNBC 

5:39pm: Jon Stewart pissed off Dennis Hopper, I’m pretty sure. And before that, I’m pretty sure George Clooney was irritated for Jon to be talking to him. His political jokes about the Iraqi war was typical and, because of those jokes, I wish he wasn’t hosting. He was definitely pushing the Democratic thing and it was sort of funny but mostly annoying because the Oscars are about movies, not politics.

5:42pm: Jennifer Garner is the first presenter. She is presenting the award for Achievement in Costume Design. The winner is Alexandra Burn for Elizabeth: The Golden Age. She was previously nominated in the same category for her work on the film Hamlet. BORING! Let’s get to the good jokes, the good awards, and the good celebrities!

The first commercial break. The first of many, I’m sure. I wonder what those losers Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are doing right now? Besides getting snubbed.

5:46pm: George “I’ve got an attitude problem” Clooney is on-stage. He needs to learn how to read. Seems like he stumbled a bit. He is announcing the whole”80 Years of Oscar” bit. Seeing Julia Roberts winning reminded me how glad I am that she’s out of the spotlight. Charlie Chaplin sure looked different as an old guy but seeing the clip of him getting his Honorary Oscar was pretty neat.

5:51pm: Anne Hathaway and Steve Carell (who was funny AS USUAL!) are presenting for Best Animated Feature Film now. They came out to Get Smart music because of their new movie, Get Smart, coming out in June 2008. The winner is Brad Bird and his feature Ratatouille. This is Bird’s 2nd Academy Award.

5:55pm: Katherine Heigl is on-stage presenting the award for Achievement in Make Up. She was incredibly nervous and shaking, which I found endearing. The winner is La Vie En Rose. Now Amy Adams is singing some gay song from Enchanted. This is the time where I get up and eat and pee cause I hate this type of crap.

Second commercial break of the night. Hope everyone is watching these at home so you guys can relate to my comments!

6:06pm: And we’re back! Thank goodness that Amy Adams performance ended. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is now on-stage. He looks like a monkey! He’s presenting the award for Best Visual Effect. The winner is Michael Fink for The Golden Compass.

6:09pm: Cate Blanchett, who is a double-nominee this year, is presenting the award for Art Direction. The winner is the people for Sweeney Todd.

Okay so I was just reminded how little people care about all these awards as opposed to the big, main awards. So I will slow it down and update just for the really good stuff so that you guys aren’t reading a crap load of stuff.

6:16pm: Best Supporting Actor awards being presented by Jennifer Hudson. The winner is.. Javier Bardem for his role in No Country For Old Men.

6:34pm: Best Supporting Actress award being presented by last years Best Supporting Actor winner Alan Arkin. The winner is (I’m totally gunning for Cate but I’m waiting to see who actually wins it!) Tilda Swinton for her role in Michael Clayton.

Third commercial break

6:54pm: Kristen Chenoweth performing some horrible song from Enchanted. I’m so glad I never saw that movie!

Fourth commercial break but after that performance, we all need a break!

7:02pm: Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill presenting and they are hilarious. I wish all the presenters could have as much life and happiness as these two. Everyone else is boring. They presented their award to two hippies (seriously) for The Borne Ultimatum and they were totally lost the whole time. Classic.

7:09pm: Forest Whittaker presenting the award for Best Actress In A Leading Role. This one will be tough but I am still rooting for Cate B. The winner is (drumroll!) Marion Cotillard for La Vie En Rose.

Okay it’s 8:05pm and its been through seven commercials and I’m so tired of watching this! They just did the tribute to all the people who have passed away and seeing Heath Ledger’s name up there just wasn’t right. It’s so sad that he’s gone. Let’s hope the BEST ACTOR award is next!!

8:14pm: Tom Hanks just spoke and I wish there was more of him in this show. He’s beyond awesome. In fact, from seeing him I’m getting tempted to turn off this show and watch Forrest Gump. Seriously.

8:30pm: Best Actor award finally being given out by Helen Mirren after frickin 3 hours of waiting. The winner is Daniel Day Lewis for his role in There Will Be Blood. DAMN! I really wanted Viggo Mortensen to win. He did an excellent job in Eastern Promises.

8:45pm: Best Motion picture being presented by Denzel Washington. I wanted 3:10 to Yuma to win but it wasn’t nominated. No Country For Old Men was the winner. Hooray. The 3rd Oscar for them (the Cohen brothers) in one night.

FINALLY! They are over! What did you think of the results?  

*This is my SECOND live-blogging at the pre-show for the 2008 Oscars post. If you’d like to read the OSCAR NOMINATIONS you can click here. If you’d like to read the FIRST live-blogging post, click here OR scroll down. Remember to refresh your page for continual updates! Thanks and enjoy the show!*

5:07pm:    Javier Bardem, who is nominated as Best Actor for his role in No Country For Old Men, is there with a hair cut looking very good! He gave a shout out to his sister in Spain and then spoke some Spanish.. it sounded good!

5:14pm:     Daniel Day Lewis talks about his role in There Will Be Blood. He sounds good with his accent and even though his hair is totally grayed out, he looks good. His wife has got a hideous dress on.  Regis is talking to the oldest Oscar fan, some lady in a bright yellow sweatshirt with an Oscar on the front. The show is starting in 11 minutes! Get ready!

5:23pm:     Ellen Page had a nice blurb to say about her nomination for Best Actress in the movie Juno. I hope she wins because she is so genuine and she is still so young she hasn’t been affected by all the dram and bitchiness!  Regis is talking to all the chicks who are performing the 3rd song of the night; a song from the Disney movie Enchanted. Should be gay.

*If you would like to see the list of 2008 Oscar nominations, CLICK HERE* I will be live-blogging through the whole ceremony and will post the winners later this evening, as they are announced. Enjoy the commentary and pictures! TIP: refresh your page frequently! I will continue to add pictures every thirty minutes or so! Enjoy the 80th annual Academy Awards!*

3:20pm:     Okay, I’m starting my live-blogging of the 2008 Oscars right now. I don’t want to start this early but it’s either this or reading about the Cold War and, well, we all know watching stuck-up famous people give each other fake hugs and dirty looks is wayy better than reading about any war. Heidi Klum and Seal were just interviewed by Ryan Seacrest and Heidi Klum is annoying. Anytime people ask her if she’s looking forward to seeing anyone famous she’s says no. Girlfriend thinks she’s too famous to get star-struck or something.

3:30pm:     I’m watching the pre-Academy Awards red carpet thing on the E! channel with Ryan Seacrest, Guiliana Rancic, and Kimora Lee Simmons. I found it totally hilarious when George Clooney (with girlfriend Sarah Larson) totally shot down every possible joke or conversation piece from Ryan Seacrest. I actually found him to be a little rude, which I definitely wasn’t expecting. Jason Bateman was funny when he insinuated that George Clooney wears a wig. I bet George heard him say that and was pissed! No one calls George out… no one! (Well, except Fabio, huh?) I’m totally already getting tired of watching this and the awards haven’t even started yet! To make it worse, I definitely don’t think Jon Stewart is neither cute or funny… so it’s going to be rough!

3:56pm:     Ryan is interviewing Saoirse Ronan of Atonement and I’m loving her cute little accent and her emerald green dress. I just learned from the text band at the bottom of the television screen that Kristen Chenoweth will be singing (eh, performing) a song tonight. And if you saw her on Leno then you know she’s the adorable blonde actress from Pushing Daisies.

4:00pm:     Steve Carell and his wife are being interviewed by Ryan right now and Steve is funny. I love The Office and I love all his movies so I’m happy to see he’s a funny, cute guy in real life. He’s starring in Get Smart with Anne Hathaway coming out in June. I love that Steve and his wife just said happy birthday to his wife’s sister… so cute! Patrick Dempsey and his wife are talking to Ryan. They’re boring and plain, I hate to say it.

4:05pm:     John Travolta and his wife Kelly Preston are looking old and they weren’t very friendly with Ryan. Travolta’s wig is shaved off so that’s a plus. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is on the red carpet and is presenting tonight, which is a total joke because he’s like, the worst actor ever. I used to love him like 10 years ago but that fizzled out a long time ago! Atonement star James McAvoy and Anne Marie Scott are both so cute. I love James’ accent, as always.

4:12pm:     Charlie Wilson’s War actress Amy Adams just got interviewed on the red carpet by Ryan and she was cute and charming as always.  Adams was previously nominated for Best Supporting Actress at the 2005 Academy Awards for her role as Ashley Johnston in Junebug.

4:18pm:    Gary Busey just awkwardly hugged Jennifer Garner (who looks gorgeous with a huge diamond necklace on) and then kissed her. It was HILARIOUS and she handled it pretty well, aside from the fact she was beyond freaked out. She said she needed her man Ben Affleck around and I think she was right! Laura Linney was at Jennifer Garner’s side. Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill are looking like twins with pubic hair beards and black glasses.. but they are so hilarious. I love them. Miley Cyrus is wearing a red Valentino dress (and I’m wondering why she’s even there) and Ryan Seacrest is just feeding her ego.. it’s sick!

4:30pm:     Ryan Seacrest cannot let go of the whole “Gary Busey busting in” moment. It was, however, quite hilarious. Keri Russell is now talking to Ryan Seacrest. She is wearing a gold strapless dress and she is with her husband, Shane. She is a presenter for some sort of song. Jessica Alba and Cash Warren are being interviewed by Ryan and they’re totally stuck-up. Her face is looking fat now that she’s in her third-trimester. Sean “P. Diddy” Combs is talking to Ryan promoting his movie A Raisin In The Sun on ABC tomorrow night. Cameron Diaz had to ask her assistant what brand of jewels she was wearing. She is presenting at the Oscars again this year, the same as she did last year. Tilda Swinton talked about her role in Michael Clayton. That’s some red hair!

4:45pm:     Still on the red carpet with Ryan.  Lisa Rinna walked by in the background and I’m not sure why her and her big lips are there but whatever. Colin Farrell was there with his mommy and he said Nicole Kidman had nothing to do with why he became an actor, contrary to rumors.  Casey Affleck, who is being nominated for Best Supporting Actor for his role in The Assassination of Jesse James, was friendly with Ryan. Hilary Swank is wearing a black Versace dress. It’s pretty but somewhat plain.

4:58pm:    Katherine Heigl wearing a bright red dress with bright red lipstick. A bit intense for me but whatever.

5:01pm:    Now I’m watching the Red Carpet Countdown to the Oscars with Regis Philbin on ABC.  The Reeg is talking to George (been there, done that) about his Best Actor nomination for Michael Clayton. The Reeg couldn’t hear a damn word that George said and he made a fool outta himself. Funny, though. Marion Cotillard is wearing a white dress and is there for her nomination for Best Actress.

*This post is getting long so I will continue on the next post.. keep refreshing your page for updates! Thanks!*

This is Britney Spears at age 36 according to this site. I think it looks a lot like an older, fatter Britney. They did a good job on her. Maybe someone should show this picture to Britney and hope it serves as a wake up call to her. You know what’s funny about this picture? I totally know ladies that work in grocery stores that look like this–minus the famous pop star past. Maybe this is what Britney is destined for? What do you guys think?