Amazing Celebs

Gilmore is at it again! It’s been a while since I’ve posted any fun art and when I was browsing through Gilmore’s current stuff, I found a photoshop piece I like more than any other art right now. This is Pretty on the Outside’s Pamela Anderson Cooper. In case you don’t know, Gilmore is the artist over at Pretty on the Outside. It’s racy, funny stuff. If you think this photoshop is funny, click the link cause there are 2 more and they involve President George W. Bush and Ryan Seacrest. Zexy!

Here are pictures of George Clooney’s current girlfriend, Sarah Larson. When George met her, she was a waitress in Las Vegas. Now she’s his girlfriend who doesn’t have to work. I don’t really see anything wrong with that. Hell, I’d rather see a normal person be his girlfriend than some famous tramp who doesn’t appreciate him. The only thing that’s a little off is that Sarah is 28 years old. When George was 28, Sarah was 2! You do the math! I actually don’t think that matters its just weird. Anyway, here are “slutty” pictures of Sarah Larson partying her ass off. She seems drunk in them but who knows. I don’t think they are that bad. Obnoxious, yes but horrible slutty and embarrassing? No. Enjoy.

Despite reports that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt wedded in a New Orleans church Saturday, a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE there was “no wedding.”

The family spent a weekend in New Orleans two weeks ago – as Pitt broke ground on his Make It Right project to help rebuild the city’s Lower Ninth Ward – but they have recently been in the Austin, Texas, area while Pitt films Tree of Life with Sean Penn.

Jolie, who stars in the action film Wanted, opening in June, is pregnant and due later this year.

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Celebrity chef Giada De Laurentiis is the new mother of a baby girl, PEOPLE has confirmed.

“De Laurentiis and husband Todd Thompson welcomed their first child, a healthy baby girl, on Saturday March 29 in Los Angeles,” her rep tells PEOPLE. “Jade Marie De Laurentiis Thompson weighed in at 5lbs, 13oz.”

The baby is the first for the Food Network star and Today show contributor, 37, and her husband since 2003, Todd Thompson, 44, a clothing designer.

“When I found out I was pregnant I was in complete shock,” De Laurentiis said last November, when the baby news was first announced. “I truly didn’t believe it. I honestly thought, ‘There has got to be a mistake.’ ”

By February, she was saying of the physical changes overtaking her – and her sudden cravings for steak – “I couldn’t be more excited about being pregnant. … I can’t wait to meet her.”

PEOPLE 

Miley Cyrus at Nickelodeon awards *Bastardly*

Lara Flynn Boyle is Kathy Bates *Yeeeah!*

Usher and Tameka candids *Bossip*

Ashlee Simpson is too thin *TheSkinnyWebsite*

Lindsay Lohan is fug *Dlisted*

Andy Rodick is engaged to a model *INO*

Sophie Monk’s hot legs *HollywoodTuna*

Heath Ledger has another daughter *CelebWarship*

If you look like the picture above (its really nothing to be proud of because Heidi is a fug face) and you think you can model, then this is for you. Heidi Montag has a new line of clothes called Heidiwood Fashion Line and she’s launching it at Anchor Blue stores. But before she can launch she needs nine models who look JUST LIKE HER! Why she doesn’t opt for natural blondes and good looking brunettes, I’m not sure. But if that’s you, CLICK HERE to apply.

Remy Ma shot her friend because she thought she’d stolen $3,000 out of her purse. That really is hardcore and what is pathetic about it? I’ll tell you. It’s not bad enough you shoot a friend but then you lie and say its an accident. Remy tries to be so hard but then she can’t even admit what she did. What a skeeze. Don’t worry, though, she’s headed to jail.

After being found guilty on four charges, including assault in the first degreeand criminal possession of a weapon – Remy was cuffed and escorted out of the court. As the door closed, she could be heard crying out, “Oh my God,” and a female officer rushed to calm her down.

Remy could face up to 25 years in prison for the things she did. Was it worth in now Miss Ma? Was it? Karma’s a bitch, ain’t it?

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While Kimora Lee Simmons separated from her husband, Russell Simmons, last March, she has now officially filed for divorce. I guess the couple needed a year to think about whether or not they really wanted to split. People says:

In court papers, Kimora, 32, cites irreconcilable differences and asks for legal and physical custody of the couple’s two daughters, Ming, 8, and Aoki, 5. She requests that Simmons, 50, get “reasonable child visitation … to be accompanied at all times by the children’s nanny and security personnel.

At the time of their initial separation in 2006, Simmons said in a statement: “Kimora and I will remain committed parents and caring friends with great love and admiration for each other.”

I wonder why Kimora thinks Russell can’t see the girls without security? That’s a bit odd. I’m surprised she’s not asking for spousal support. Kimora just seems really greedy. Rumor has it that Kimora is pregnant with her current boyfriends baby. We’ll see if Russell has to pay for that!

Britney does one alright episode of a crappy sitcom and now people say she’s going to play the lead role of Blanche DuBois in A Streetcar Named Desire!? Please, Britney can’t act worth a crap! They can’t have a middle-aged black woman say all of her lines and then digitally mix Brit’s voice with hers for a play.. they can only do that with music. Does Brit know this? I really doubt this will ever happen.

In more Britney news, it is rumored that Britney will host the Kids Choice Awards on March 29th for Nickelodeon. I can’t see her being able to pull it together long enough to host a whole show but this one is more realistic than a Broadway show. But does Nick really want a mom whose lost her kids to drinking and irresponsibility to host a children’s awards show? It doesn’t make sense.

In more MORE Britney news, after her minor triumph on television, CBS apparently wants to cash in on Britney being a ratings reviver and give her a sitcom of her own. Yeah, like that wouldn’t majorly suck! We already have that stupid “What I Like About You” show with Amanda Bynes and Jennie Garth… how many other crappy “give-her-a-chance-at-acting” shows can we have?  I mean, those ladies are SUPPOSED to be actors and that show blows. Just imagine how crappy Brit’s show would be. Yikes.

I’d rather watch a K-Fed reality show. Wouldn’t you?

She could call it her good-works tour, but Rihanna is calling it “A Girl’s Night Out.”

“Girls always have more fun, so I thought it was a great cause for me,” the Girls Gone Bad singer, 20 told PEOPLE after a performance Wednesday night at Chicago’s Vision nightclub.

With her charity, The Believe Foundation, Rihanna and Island Def Jam, “got together with a local foundation in three cities and Escada and [the label’s fragrance] Moon Sparkle” to sponsor the event, she said. “It was amazing.”

The next “Girls Night Out” concerts are scheduled for March 28 at San Francisco’s Ruby Skye and April 9 at New York City’s HighLine Ballroom.

Autographs for Kids

Having first performed on stage for 40 minutes to a very happy crowd on Wednesday, Rihanna headed upstairs to a private lounge area, where she did a meet-and-greet with children, signing autographs and taking pictures with them.

“When I was young and I would watch television and I would see all the children suffering, I always said when I grow up I want to help,” she said by way of explaining why she started The Believe Foundation.

“Not long after I was in the position where I could help. I started to visit all these children’s hospitals and I have a soft spot for kids,” she says. “I just want to help and make sure they are happy. They can come to a Rihanna concert or have toys or gifts at Christmas.”

Future Expansion

She adds that the foundation “just branched off and we are able to help kids who are less fortunate.” According to the foundation’s background material, “Believe gives children a chance by providing everything from medical attention for children who can’t afford it, school supplies for children in poorly funded public schools, toys for children who are terminally ill and clothes for children in homeless shelters.”

Earlier this month, Rihanna also played a major role in a drive that went into helping a New York woman find a donor for a bone-marrow transplant.

“So many people got involved, and it made such a difference,” Rihanna said of the outpouring of support for the patient, Lisa Gershowitz-Flynn. “I’m so glad we were able to help give her life and give her to her family.”

Moving forward, “I just want to travel all over the world with the kids,” the singer says. “As a kid, the thing I hated most was disappointment, so I never want to disappoint kids. I always want to put a smile on their faces. Kids are the future.”

PEOPLE 

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green *Bastardly*

Eliot Spitzer’s 2nd hooker *Dlisted*

Where celebrities live *INO*

Kelly Clarkson getting thin *SkinnyWebsite*

Ali Lohan’s plastic surgery *Yeeeah!*

Nas and Kelis out and about *Bossip*

Yummiest Carrot Cake ever! *TPWC*

I’d like to read a tell-all from this lady because if Robin Williams isn’t still on drugs, I just don’t know what his deal is! Actor Robin Williams and his wife of 19-years, Marsha Garces Williams, are getting divorced. Marsha filed for divorce on March 21, 2008 stating “irreconcilable differences” as the reason. She just chose that because “my husband is an annoying crack head” wasn’t an option! Just kidding.. but seriously, Robin Williams is pretty wacky, isn’t he?

The couple got married in 1989 and have two children together; an 18-year old daughter and a 16-year old son.

I don’t know the pre-nup situation but Marsha is a producer (she produced Mrs. Doubtfire and Patch Adams) so she must have some of her own money. Let’s hope this doesn’t turn ugly like the divorce of Bassinger-Baldwin!

No, Jamie Lynn, don’t do it! Just because you’re having his baby doesn’t mean that you need to marry him! I can’t take two Spears girls with divorces under their belts! Grr. Rumor has it that Jamie Lynn Spears received an engagement ring from her boyfriend and baby-daddy Casey Aldridge. That has mess written all over it! People reports:

Spears, 16, has been flashing the rock to friends and family around Louisiana and Mississippi, a source close to the family tells PEOPLE.

“She’s got an engagement ring,” the source says. “She’s been showing it off, talking about it.”

Spears and her 18-year-old fiancé are expecting the baby this summer. No official word yet on a wedding date for the couple.

Well, at least she thinks she is doing the right thing which means she’s at least trying. More than I can say for her crazy ass sister Britney. I just really want this whole “Jamie Lynn Pregnant” thing to turn out to be a really good Ashton Kutcher prank of some sort. Wouldn’t that make us all a whole lot happier?

Heather Mills just won about $50 million of Paul McCartney’s money AND dumped a glass of water over his lawyers head, what more could she possibly want? As it is, she doesn’t deserve what she’s getting after ONLY four years of marriage. But now she’s hiring forensic accountants to prove that Sir Paul is worth £800 million, not the £400 million he claims.

Heather Mills is trying to prove Sir Paul McCartney is worth much more than the £400million he claimed in their divorce battle.

She has told friends she is employing a team of forensic accountants to examine her former husband’s finances.

Such information, she hopes, will lead to the divorce ruling being overturned and see more money go to their daughter Beatrice, four.

Um, is “money for Beatrice” code for “more money for Heather” because thats what I think it means.  This lady is so greedy that she just needs to stop, take a second, and think about her craziness. That or Sir Paul needs to use some of those millions and have her “taken care of” if you know what I mean.

There are just too many crack temptations around Amy Winehouse in the UK so apparently her record company is so concerned with her health that they are sending her to a rehab facility in South Africa. The Sun reports:

Crack addict Amy, 24 — whose looks have been ravaged by drugs — also had cuts on her arm as she popped out near her London home.

A source said: “Amy has admitted she needs to check into rehab again.

“There are too many temptations for her in the UK — people around her in London are making it impossible for her to stay clean for any length of time.

“Her management had considered flying her to a clinic in Israel but are now looking further afield. They are assessing a clinic in Cape Town in South Africa.”

She really needs to get sober because she’s a talented girl and she’s just wasting all of it. The impetigo she has is really nasty and since its made worse by all the crack, its extra nasty. The only way I see her getting sober is by getting rid of her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, and starting fresh somewhere she’s never been. I hope this stint at rehab takes!