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You really can’t teach an old dog new tricks. Or in this case, Brooke Hogan. Which looks like an old dog. Last month Brooke very stupidly said that she didn’t think women should be president because we deal with PMS and all sorts of emotions. So basically her thought was, “I’m dumb and I’m a woman, therefore all women must be dumb.” Due to the aforementioned stupidity, it never occurred to Brooke that her idiocy – while not unique to her – is not representative f the entire female gender.

Now Brooke’s decided it’s a good idea to open her obscenely wide mouth again and yap about her deep political thoughts. Quick summary: the aforementioned “I’m dumb and I’m ____, so all people who are ____ must also be dumb” formula still applies.

We’re starting to think that perhaps Brooke Hogan should steer clear of expressing her political opinions. The 20-year-old recently caused a media stir when she wrote on her MySpace blog that she thought it was “crazy” for Hillary Clinton to run for president as women “deal a lot with emotions and menopause and PMS.” In a posting this week, Brooke wrote that most people only vote because “it’s cool” and (like herself) have no real idea what’s going on in and around the White House.

“Only 54 percent of eligible american voters cast their ballots!!!!!! Half of them are only voting cause its ‘cool’ to vote for so and so…they aren’t even up to date on information,” Brooke wrote. “I’M personally not up to date on the facts, so I don’t wanna make a stupid choice for our country. I WANT to vote but only when I know exactly whats going on. More ppl should think like that. Paris Hilton said ‘yaaaay go vote cause its cool and hott!!!!’ …SHE WASN’T EVEN REGISTERED.”

[From Fox News’ Pop Tarts]

Anytime you make Paris Hilton look intelligent by comparison, it’s time to consider having your mouth stapled shut. And I offer my stapling services to you Brooke Hogan, free of charge. Just you, me, and my grandpa’s old rusty Swingline he’s had since before the war.

How about encouraging people to get up to date on the facts? I don’t know one single person who votes because it’s “cool.” She makes it sound like peer pressure to smoke pot. “Everyone’s voting for Obama.. if you were cool like us, you’d do it too.” What the hell? Brooke Hogan is so mind-numbingly stupid that I honestly don’t even know where to begin to attack here statement. So I’ll leave it at this.

Brooke Hogan, you are stupid. You at least seem to know this. But sadly you are too stupid to understand that your level of stupidity is not normal. You are uniquely stupid. This is the only unique thing about you. Just because you are too dumb to do something and instead decide to abstain from it does not mean that is good advice for most other people. They are able to learn. Even pretty stupid people are able to learn more than you. You should focus on more important things. Things the rest of us do automatically. Breathing in and out. I don’t believe you’re smart enough to be able to do this automatic function on your own. Don’t try to multitask. Just focus on mastering the most basic tasks in life, and try to find some happiness in those little accomplishments.

Here’s Brooke on her way into the CW11 studios in New York on July 11th. Isn’t she just the spitting image of her father in drag? Images thanks to Bauer Griffin.

- All the charges were dropped against Christian Bale [PopEater]
- Is Tori Spelling knocked up again? [Dlisted]
- On August 24th, during the closing ceremony of the Olympics, Beijing will hand off to London, host city of the 2012 games. London will be represented by a select group of individuals…one of them being David Beckham. Yums [Lainey Gossip]
- Crazo Naomi Campbell was vacationing in Ibiza this week with ‘friends’. We use that term loosely, as this broad has probably cussed out every last person on that boat at least twice [Bossip]
- “Tropic Thunder” review [Pajiba]
- Julia Child Shocker: The French Chef Was An American Spy [Defamer]
- Winona Ryder And Blake Sennett Split. Yeah I have no idea who that is either [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Fergie in her fedora stepped out of her hotel in London today to head to a business meeting. Particularly hideous ensemble [PopBytes]
- I’m not sure how Minnie Driver could possibly look any more uncomfortable [Celebslam]
- Lauren Conrad, seen walking, texting, and drinking soda simultaneously. Not seen: Four seconds later when her overtaxed brain asplodes and rains a pretty pink mist down upon a West Hollywood sidewalk [Websters is my Bitch]
- Ashley Tisdale Buys Range Rover As Gas Prices Drop. Smart. No, really [The Bastardly]
- Ernest Borgnine has a secret. And it’s more than I ever wanted to know about a 91-year-old man [The Blemish]
- Madonna’s little David was caught in the rain while out with his nanny in London. He is so cute! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Marla Maples Is Trying to Get a Work Out Show (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
- Kate Hudson is Frumpy. Holy cow! Not a good look [Yeeeah!]
- Isla Fisher makes a rare appearance with Olive, her adorable little daughter with Sacha Baron Cohen. That is on heck of a cute baby [Evil Beet]
- Celebrity Boob Jobs – The List Grows [CityRag]
- Audrina Patridge to appear on a new sitcom [In Case You Didn’t Know]
- Miley Cyrus is a Teen Fashion Icon [Hollywood Rag]
- Marilyn Manson is still alive? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Robert Downey Jr. Not A Fan Of The Dark Knight [Crazy Days and Nights]
- Why can’t the press just leave me and Audrina alone? Can’t we just tan and relax? [WWTDD]
- Queen Latifah Reaches Weight Goal On Jenny Craig [The Skinny]
- Who knew? Dr. Phil Fan Does It All For the Ladies [Derek Hail]
- 10 Videos of Cats Swimming. Yes, you do need to see this [Best Week Ever]
- Which Of The Jonas Brothers Isn’t Gay? [Mollygood]
- “Time Warp Wives” Opt To Re-Enact Depression, War. This is oddly my fantasy [Jezebel]
- Elvis and Priscilla get the Barbie treatment [Popbytes]
- ‘Valkyrie’ cruises back to ‘08 slate. Big surprise [ShowHype]

Sienna Miller really boggles my mind. Actually she makes me flat-out angry. The woman simply cannot understand why she’s getting all this severely negative press for having an affair with a married man. She’s been so distraught by the whole situation that she’s begged boyfriend Balthazar Getty to get his wife to issue a statement that they’d been separated before the two hooked up – even though the only people who confirm this are Sienna’s friends. But the delusional actress seems to think her boyfriend’s estranged wife should really consider her feelings.

It’s no wonder where Sienna’s confused and entitled attitude comes from. Her mother has echoed the sentiments that she’s really just a poor victim in this whole debacle.

Sienna Miller’s mother has defended the actress over her much criticized relationship with Balthazar Getty. Miller and Getty, who last month announced his separation from wife Rosetta, have enjoyed a whirlwind romance which has attracted criticism from the media.

And the actress’ mother, Jo, is upset at the reaction to her daughter and the Brothers and Sisters star’s romance.

She says, “You can’t understand how a woman seeing a man who has been separated from his wife for months can cause such a scandal. It’s awful, I can’t tell you. You wonder when it’s all going to stop.”

But Miller is pleased how some pals have jumped to her daughter’s defense. She adds, “Thank goodness some people are seeing the hypocrisy of it all. I know it makes Sienna pleased to read these things. It means a lot to her when there’s so much negativity and criticism around.”

[From Starpulse]

Sharon Osbourne came to Sienna’s defense and pointed out that it “takes two to tango.” And while I think Sienna is just trash, Sharon has a really good point. Balthazar Getty is the one who was married and has four little children. He has an obligation to his wife that he broke. The press isn’t coming down on him nearly as hard. In fact there almost seems to be this attitude towards him of “Right on buddy, you nailed a hot chick!” So I will officially state that I think he’s just as trashy as Sienna. In that sense they deserve each other.

Here’s Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty out at lunch at Taverna Tony in Malibu on Sunday. Credit: ZNK/Fame Pictures

After their marriage was recently rocked by rumors of infidelity, Sarah Jessica Parker and husband Matthew Broderick took a getaway with their son James Wilkie. According to Fame, the family is vacationing in Ireland where they have a cottage. Supposedly the two don’t really have a “conventional” marriage, and some rumors make it sound more like they’re now friends that are raising their son together.

She’s had a hit summer movie (Sex and the City) and a brush with scandal, and Sarah Jessica Parker is leaving it all behind with a trip to Ireland.

The Carrie Bradshaw actress was spotted along with her 5-year-old son James Wilkie and husband Matthew Broderick on holiday at Muckros, County Donegal, Ireland where they own a cottage.

Parker looked to be having a marvelous time, sporting a blue scoopneck top and brown trousers as she frolicked in the beautiful Irish countryside, far away from the tabloid rumors of her husband’s affair.

Recently, Broderick’s rep refused to address the unfounded claims that he’d had an affair with a woman 21 years his junior, telling press, “There will be no comment.”

[From the Gossip Girls]

They’ve definitely stuck to that “no comment” rule. Which is driving me absolutely bonkers. But to their credit it seems to be working – when I googled the pair almost nothing new comes up since the affair rumor at the beginning of the month. It probably helps that they’ve gone overseas and away from the New York paparazzi, who were already following Parker with stalker-like zeal before the affair rumors. Here’s Sarah Jessica, James Wilkie and Matthew Broderick today in Ireland. Images thanks to Fame.

Lindsay Lohan must really be in love. Or be a total follower. I’m guessing it’s probably a mix of the two. According to MusicNews.com, Lohan is going to convert to Judaism for her lady love Samantha Ronson. Not because Ronson has asked her to or because they’re necessarily getting married (at least it’s not referenced directly in the article) but apparently because Lohan has gotten close with the entire Ronson clan.

Lindsay Lohan is reportedly set to convert to Judaism for her girlfriend Samantha Ronson. The 22-year-old singer – who is said to have been raised in a Catholic household – is considering altering her religious beliefs to bring her closer to DJ Sam, who she has been dating since late last year.

A source said: “Sam’s family is Jewish. Lindsay has learned a lot about Judaism from Sam and admires its beliefs.”

However, friends of the ‘Mean Girls’ actress have doubts about her intention to fully convert to the religion and think she is just doing it for attention.

The source added to Life and Style Weekly magazine: “Two years ago it was Kabbalah. Last year it was Alcoholics Anonymous. She was into ‘peace’ for a while. Whatever is of the moment, that’s Lindsay. But the one thing it does show is her commitment to Sam. She could be any religion and Lindsay would be open to it.”

[From MusicNews.com]

Someone once told me that when you have a crush on someone it’s normally because there’s some part of their personality or their life that you respect and want for yourself. That sounds like what might be going on with Lindsay a bit. Not that it’s necessarily a bad thing. But it sounds like she’s probably envious of the closeness the Ronson clan shares, and wants to be more like them. Considering what her own family is like, that makes a lot of sense.

And not only are the three siblings close, but they’re also fairly respected in their individual fields – Mark as a musician and producer; Samantha as a DJ, and Charlotte as a designer. People can argue about their individual levels of talent, but I’d argue that they all get more respect in their fields than anyone involved in Living Lohan. It makes sense that Lindsay has attached herself to people who are more stable than her own family, and given her other options, it’s probably not the worst way of dealing with her issues.

Here’s Lindsay and Samantha at LAX on their way to New York on Friday. Images thanks to Fame.

Hugh Hefner may finally be growing up. Whoever thought a man could jump from stunted 25-year-old bachelor to senior citizen without any of the stages that generally come in between? According to Pop Tarts, Hef is finally planning on retiring the bunny ears. The parties, the extra girlfriends – maybe even the grotto. It’s all on its way out. Say it ain’t so.

It looks like Holly Madison is finally getting what she wants — Hugh Hefner all to herself and the winding down of his wild parties populated by girls wearing next to nothing.

Fellow girlfriends Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt were nowhere to be seen at last Thursday’s EA Madden NFL ‘09 Game Launch party at West Hollywood’s STK. And the Playboy founder clearly only had eyes for Madison as they canoodled in the back VIP booth, with Holly very much in her element and laughing a lot more than usual (for once she didn’t have to share her man).

… Pop Tarts has been told by numerous inside sources that this is the last time bunnies and big-wigs will hop around the Shakespeare-themed party. After decades and decades of wild nights, we hear Hef is calling it a day and that Playboy Enterprises has decided that this party and the upcoming annual Halloween party will be the last that the magazine mogul personally throws as a means to cut costs.

A rep from the men’s mag kept mum on the murmurs, saying: “Who knows what will happen in a year from now?”

[From Fox News’ Pop Tarts]

The article says that the mansion is still going to be available for private party rentals. Sounds like an excellent place to host a wedding shower to me. It sounds like the decision is mostly a business one, but I’m sure Holly Madison still has visions of little babies crawling around in bunny costumes. Of course they’ll be the kind with footies and a trap door in the back for a quick diaper change. No word on if Hef is really ready to act his age… or even half his age. But it seems like a step, nonetheless.

Here’s Hef and some bunnies at the “Madden NFL 09″ VIP Premiere and Celebration of 20th Anniversary of the Madden NFL Franchise at STK/Coco De Ville in West Hollywood on August 7th. Images thanks to PR Photos. Images thanks to WENN.

A lot of people assumed that John Mayer “dumped” Jennifer Aniston, not the other way around, probably because she’s always portrayed as such a sad sack and a hanger-on by the media. A journalist at the Chicago Sun Times claims to have a very solid source who says that it was Aniston who did the dumping, not Mayer, and that she just got fed up with his cheating. Mayer was photographed in a hot tub in Mexico last week with a woman who wasn’t Aniston at a time when the actress was back in LA. The woman turned out to be a wife of one of his band members and not a fling, but the damage to his already playboy image was done. What’s more is that Mayer is said to have cheated on Aniston with three different women: a groupie, a promoter’s assistant, and a cocktail waitress, not necessarily in that order or at the same time.

Much is being made about John Mayer allegedly dumping Jennifer Aniston, but one of my best Hollywood sources — super-close to both Aniston and her best pals Courtney Cox and David Arquette — insists it was the ex-”Friends” star who gave Mayer his walking papers.

It was “Jen who decided to move on,” says the friend. “She is very fond of John and has thought he might be the one. She finds him funny, sexy and very talented. … Plus he understands all the aspects of living in a fishbowl. But in the final analysis, she just got tired of his roving eye.”

A vivid example can be seen in the new Us Weekly (hitting newsstands this week), which has photos of the singer frolicking in a hot tub in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, on a trip without Aniston.

Apparently, Aniston gave Mayer a “three strikes and you’re out” ultimatum — after learning about his “quickie” flings with a cocktail waitress and a promoter’s assistant for his concert tour.

That was two strikes. Another dalliance, with a groupie, was the final straw for Aniston.

A longtime major Hollywood studio exec — and good Aniston buddy — adds this: “Above everything else, Jennifer is looking for stability and loyalty in a relationship. She still is hurting from losing Brad [Pitt] to Angelina [Jolie] — even after all this time.”

[From The Chicago Sun Times]

If all this is true, I can’t believe Jen gave him first one chance, then another one after she realized he was sleeping around on her. Maybe she wanted to keep it casual but in that case she should have let him go on tour alone and kept her distance. Hindsight is 20/20 though, and who knows what their relationship was like. I’m not judging her, more like giving a girl unsolicited dating advice that she probably could have learned from that movie she’s producing and starring in, “He’s just not that into you.”

This is the guy who bragged that his penis had a great batting average, so it’s not like he’s the faithful type.

Meanwhile Aniston is finding love – or at least temporary lust – in the arms of a guy who seems like he might be a smidgen more commitment-minded than Mayer. She’s said to be dating Selma Blair’s on-off ex, a model named Matt Felker. Go Jen!

File photo of Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee from 12/19/05. Credit: BauerGriffinOnline.com
They fooled us again. Just when Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson had us convinced that they were containing their special strain of Hepatitis to each other exclusively, the rumor mill has the on-again-off-again duo paired up with other people- in spite of their living together. Pam has said that she and their sons have been living with Tommy strictly platonically while her home is being renovated- but their touchy feely antics recently suggested otherwise. Not so- Pam has taken up with a member of the Abu Dhabi royal family (!), while Tommy is slumming with an even more nasty version of his ex wife.

Anderson has been quietly seeing a man from the United Arab Emirates. And he’s not just any man—the dude is a member of Abu Dhabi’s royal family, a source exclusively tells me.

The blond bombshell star of E!’s new Pam: Girl on the Loose is being tight-lipped about the mystery beau, but we’ve got some details for you…

She’s actually only revealed his name to a few friends, so she usually refers to him by a pet name: Milk-Sheik, or Milk for short.

Most recently, they were spotted hanging out with friends this weekend at the Abbey, a gay bar in West Hollywood. “He’s very handsome,” says my source.

Anderson apparently met her new beau when she visited Abu Dhabi in June with the Make a Wish Foundation. Since then, she has announced she is partnering with the royal family to build an ecofriendly hotel in the area.

Now it seems that Tommy’s going tit for tat. Literally.

Sources tell E! news that the Mötley Crüe rocker is dating Rock of Love 2 hottie Daisy De La Hoya. And despite assertions from De La Hoya’s rep that the duo are “just friends,” our source says they’re much more.

At the very least, De La Hoya is hot for Tommy’s fans. She’s featured on Lee’s Titty Cam video—girls flashing their breasts for the camera—which plays at the beginning of Mötley Crüe’s current concert tour.

[From E!Online]

I’d say Pam is going for an upgrade here- but knowing her it won’t last long. Especially if their hangout of choice is a gay bar. As for Tommy, if he is hooking up with duck-lipped Daisy, the pair will put their superpowers of skank together to create the most invincible STD known to man.

Daisy De La Hoya is shown below in a photo from her Myspace:

Bridget Moynahan and her baby, John Edward Thomas Moynahan, leave Goldie Hawn’s house in Brentwood. Little John Edward turns one next week. 8/13/08.
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Renee Zellweger takes photos of a sleeping lighting technician on the set of her film “Chilled in Miami” in Marina Del Rey, CA. It also stars Nathan Fillion. 8/13/08
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Christina Ricci hangs out in Hollywood with her family. 8/13/08
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Katie Holmes arrives for rehearsals in NY today wearing a blue shirt and black leggings. 8/14/08. She is also shown the day before in her now-trademark loose rolled up jeans. 8/13/08
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Nicole Richie brings a cup of coffee with her to driving school in Van Nuys, CA. 8/13/08
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Selma Blair and Molly Shannon on the set of their remake of the popular Australian show “Kath and Kim.” Blair plays a girl who’s supposed to be little chubby and who dresses like a tart. 8/13/08
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Winona Ryder on the set of “Stay Cool” in Granada Hills, CA. 8/12/08
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Matthew McConaughey goes out to eat alone at Nobu in Malibu. 8/12/08
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Nicole Kidman on the set of Australia in Sydney. 8/13/08
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Jennifer Garner takes Violet to “Giggles and Hugs” restaurant in Brentwood. 8/12/08
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Mr. T poses with fans at LAX. 8/13/08
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U.K. glamour model Jordan, a.k.a. Katie Price, emerged from her latest round of cosmetic surgery almost unrecognizable. The busty mother of three has had yet another breast reduction- this time making her almost completely flat chested. I’d estimate that she’s gone from a C-cup to an A-cup this time. Her last boob job was also a reduction- at the time, she said that she was getting them lifted to look like “a fake American-style boob job.” Hey, to each his own. She is also the latest victim of a scary celeb trend known as the “trout pout” – her lips are plumped to the verge of looking cartoonish.

Jordan has ventured out in LA for the first time since her boob reduction op last week. The glamour girl wore a baggy top to disguise the work she’s undergone, but failed to hide her noticeably fatter lips. Still, she evidently wasn’t feeling too much discomfort from the surgical procedure as she wandered around carrying countless bags of purchases from Fred Segal.

Though her top gave little away, Jordan’s bust seems to be a far smaller version of its former over-inflated self.

[From The Sun]

I am really starting to think that Jordan has a case of that body dysmorphic disorder. It’s defined as a condition “in which the affected person is excessively concerned about and preoccupied by an imagined or minor defect in his or her physical features.” In this case, her chest. I’ve lost count of how many surgeries this girl has had by now. I imagine that without clothes, her entire bosom is starting to resemble a grilled cheese sandwich. Hopefully this is her last one- but I guess as long as she’s able to find a surgeon willing to take her money, this could go on until all that’s left are two sad, deformed little nipples.

Price is shown out at Kitson in LA on 8/13/08. Credit: WENN

It looks like The Mirror broke this story accurately earlier today. Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are split, “multiple sources,” confirm to People Magazine. They typically don’t run rumors, so we can probably count this one as true:

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have called it quits, multiple sources confirm to PEOPLE.

“They had a great time together but they are just in different places in their lives right now,” says a source of Aniston, 39, and Mayer, 30, who kicked off their courtship in April.

A friend of Mayer adds that a reconciliation isn’t necessarily out of the question: “He never ends things with a clean slate. He likes to dwell on these relationships and sort everything out before saying goodbye for good.”

The split was first reported Wednesday by the U.K.’s Mirror, which said the couple split earlier this week, after initially deciding to spend some time apart.

Reps for Aniston and Mayer have declined to comment.

[From People]

That’s what you get when you cry wolf, Mirror, people don’t believe you at first if you’ve run fake stories in the past.

Meanwhile US Weekly says they’re just taking a break or “cooling off” or whatever. I’ve heard that before and it usually means the relationship is doomed:

“It is really a cooling-off, not this big, dramatic breakup,” a mutual pal tells Us Weekly in its latest issue, on newsstands now.

“These are mature people who talk about things maturely,” the pal says. “It’s just slowed down.”

And though Us confirmed that Mayer’s Cabo hot-tub companion was merely a friend (the wife of a bandmate), a source tells Us that Aniston planned to go but “cancelled at the last minute,” opting to stay in L.A.

Since the 39-year-old actress and 30-year-old singer went public with their romance in April, she opened up to him about her desire for a baby, the pal tells Us.

“Who’s to say where it will end up, but now he has a lot going on,” the pal says.

Another source counters: “If she said she wants kids and he’s not ready, that’s not being needy. It’s being honest.”

[From US Weekly]

It looks like Aniston’s dog was right.

Damn you, Aniston and Mayer, for making me invest in your relationship and actually feel let down that you’re breaking up. Don’t try and go back to each other and make it work, though. I’ve wasted a lot of years doing that and it’s just like picking at a wound. You’ll each find someone more suited to you and be a lot happier in the long run if you move on.

People didn’t expect these two to work, and that’s why I was hoping they would. Aniston is gorgeous and Mayer is well – rich and talented, and they’ll find other partners. We’re sure to hear about it too. Can you imagine if you and your ex were both famous? You could keep track of them for years without relying on whatever you can find out online. That would have it’s drawbacks too of course. In fact it would probably suck. Better to find out through Facebook after you’ve had a few cocktails than to have it staring at you from every single grocery, drug and convenience store.

- Cutest tabloid cover ever – Shiloh vs. Suri [Popbytes]
- Tyra Banks crimps her hair. As if we needed another reason to hate her [Dlisted]
- We’re really wondering when Katie Holmes is going to stop with the gay midget jeans [Lainey Gossip]
- Speaking of which, Katie Holmes is Pretty in that Plaid kind of way [Fafarazzi]
- NBA’s MVP Kobe Bryant is featured on the cover of DT [Bossip]
- Jonas Brothers, You Are Not the Beatles [AOL’s PopEater]
- “Hell Ride” review [Pajiba]
- Scarlett Johansson’s Website Offers One Free Threesome With the Starlet, While Supplies Last [Defamer]
- Barron Trump Enjoys A Day At Central Park. He’s already starting to get his dad’s hair. Sad. [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Mariah and Her Bikinis Head on Honeymoon No. 2 With Nick [PopSugar]
- Sharon Stone being sued for a billion dollars. This makes me happy [Celebslam]
- Jena Malone’s buzz cut is a major downgrade [Websters is my Bitch]
- Rihanna Bikini Pics From Barbados (w/ Chris Brown) [The Bastardly]
- Mariah Carey is in Snoop Dogg’s forthcoming video and if her huge breasts are any indication, it’ll be amazing [The Blemish]
- Avril Lavigne says “Someday I’ll Be A Mom.” Scary thought [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Jenny McCarthy in a Bikini – and Jim Carrey sporting a buzz cut (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
- Jennifer Aniston Gets New Lips [Yeeeah!]
- Oksana Baiul Is Gunning for the Gold Medal in Botox [Evil Beet]
- Play Kim Kardashian Ass Detective! Can you tell Kim Kardashian’s real ass from a fake one? Take a guess, then click the pic to find out! [CityRag]
- Taylor Swift has a rebellious side [In Case You Didn’t Know]
- Angelina Jolie and Porn Star Tera Patrick are Friends. Weird [Hollywood Rag]
- Brooke Shields walks Project Runway tonight [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Billy Bob Thornton will star as Freddy Krueger in a new Nightmare On Elm Street movie [Agent Bedhead]
- Ashlee Simpson Is A Role Model For All Canadian Youth [Crazy Days and Nights]
- The first stills are being released showing Marisa Tomei as a stripper in the movie “The Wrestler”, directed by Darren Aronofsky. She looks amazing for a 43 year old. Scratch that – she’d look amazing for a 23 year old [WWTDD]
- Rebecca Romijn: “I’m Not Model Thin” [The Skinny]
- Eliza Dushku has one more reason for men to want to see her naked: she kills animals. Her appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live had her admitting to the public that while she enjoys girlie things like shopping and exchanging lip gloss, she also has a carnal side that involves slaughtering innocent, yet beefy, animals [Derek Hail]
- The 10 Best “To Catch a Predator” Moments [Best Week Ever]
- Michael Phelps: Still The Same Ol’ G [Mollygood]
- A teeny tiny little endangered Chinese box turtle just hatched at Bristol Zoo. And I’m keeping it [Jezebel]
- Video – Aubrey O’Day on The Wendy Williams Show [ShowHype]

Credit: US Weekly
US Weekly has side by side comparison photos of Ali Lohan, and she looks to have grown boobs overnight. She’s possibly using those chicken cutlet inserts to enhance her natural assets, but the girl is 14 years old. If she did stuff her bra to achieve this look, it’s a much better alternative than surgery at her age, but neither is appropriate.

Ali denied a rumored nose job, and she’ll probably say she didn’t have anything done to her chest, either. Her sister Lindsay is widely believed to have had a boob job at 17, which she is though to have had reduced. Ali says she wants to be just like Lindsay and that she wants to be famous. Her mom, Dina, claims she’s just helping her daughter fulfill her dream to be a singer, that she’s not a “stage mother” and isn’t pushing her into show business.

You can see Dina allowing Ali to get a boob job at that age and claiming she’s just helping her daughter with her career. Girls’ bodies change a lot at 14 and it’s possible Ali just got curvier along with wearing a bra or inserts that add a cup size or two. I’m voting for chicken cutlet inserts because it would be too creepy if she had breast augmentation at 14. Wait for the Lohans to deny this in their gravelly hysterical-sounding voices and act like it’s everyone else’s problem that people are pointing out how age-inappropriate Ali looks.

After rumors floated around for the last few years that Madonna is trying to adopt another child, it appears that it could be coming true. The Sun – which has had a lot of Madonna exclusives that have turned out to be correct – claims that Madonna and husband Guy Ritchie have resumed their attempts to adopt three-year-old Mercy James from Malawi.

Malawi has an incredibly challenging adoption process for foreigners, and according to The Sun that stress contributed to Madonna’s marital troubles, which is why she and Guy originally stopped working towards the adoption four months ago.

But officials yesterday confirmed the star has resumed her adoption bid — which pals say proves their marriage is back on track. Malawian adoption minister Penstone Kilembe said: “Madonna’s representatives have been visiting the girl. The adoption is now advanced — all the government is waiting for is Madonna to forward the petition of adoption formalities. Then Mercy will be able to leave the country for a new life.”

Pals of Madonna, who turns 50 on Saturday, say she is keen to have a sister for her adopted Malawian son David Banda, three — and feels her marriage is again strong enough to cope. A close family friend revealed: “The adoption process in Malawi is so long and stressful that all the legal wrangling put a huge strain on their marriage. They dropped proceedings to pour all their energies into each other. But Madonna now feels they are stable enough to press ahead with the adoption again.”

The friend said Madge “fell in love” with Mercy when they met at her orphanage last year. However, the girl’s gran Lucy Chekechiwa, 60, said she has been asked repeatedly by officials if Mercy could be adopted by an “unidentified foreign family” — but was firmly against it.

Speaking from her village in Zomba District, Lucy said: “… Twice I have told the adoption people that I do not want Mercy to go outside the country. But they keep on at us. Now they say that Mercy will be leaving us, but can return at age 18. Yet I might not be alive then.”

[From The Sun]

The Sun says that Madonna’s last attempt at adopting Mercy was halted when her uncle blocked their adoption application.

Nearly two years ago Madonna tried to adopt another Malawian girl named Jessica Kondanani. That didn’t end up happening, but Madge has basically “cut in line” in front of other people that were following all of Malawi’s strict adoption rules and were trying to give homes to kids she’s wanted. Mercy’s grandmother not wanting her to leave the country probably won’t be enough to stop Madonna. Though I really doubt her marriage is in such a solid state that she should be adding to her family.

Here’s Madonna braving a New York City downpour to get to the Kabbalah Center on August 2nd. Images thanks to Fame.

Model and Celebrity Circus contestant Rachel Hunter, 38, has just gotten engaged. The ex-Mrs. Rod Stewart was proposed to by her boyfriend of two years, hockey player Jarret Stoll, 26. The pair have been together for two years.

Score one for the cougars. Nine years after her split from Rod Stewart—though just two years after the duo formally divorced—Rachel Hunter is ready to walk down the aisle once more, confirming her engagement to Canadian ice-hockey player Jarret Stoll.

Though no date has yet been set for the planned vow swap, the nuptial news was confirmed when the 38-year-old model and 26-year-old athlete toook their first joint trip to Hunter’s native New Zealand this week.

“We are all delighted for her,” Hunter’s longtime manager, fellow Kiwi Andy Hayden, told local station 3 News. While the couple opted not to share any details of the proposal, Stoll did say that the question-popping was “a romantic one.”

The duo was accompanied on the trip by one of Hunter’s children with Stewart, 14-year-old son Liam. Hunter, Stoll, Liam and 16-year-old daughter Renée, her other child by Stewart, all live together in Los Angeles. Hunter and Stoll have been together for roughly two years.

[From E! News]

Aww. I did some internet sleuthing, but couldn’t find out any details on the proposal. Nothing will ever top Seal’s proposal to Heidi Klum. Rarely does a man outfit a custom igloo with a bed and rose petals. The best you can ask for is maybe a decent fire and a door that somehow closes. But if Stoll’s proposal was even half that romantic it was probably pretty good. Congrats to them both.

Here’s Rachel and Jarret in Redondo Beach on July 9th. Images thanks to Fame.