Now I won’t go in too hard on this celebrity weekend luncheon since it was to benefit sickle cell patients and what not but I will take this opportunity to bitch about other so called celebrity events. I don’t know how many times I have been invited to a party that initially boasts a real guest list and get there to discover the remaining cast members of 227 standing around drinking cocktails. That shit ain’t right!
I’m not saying that I am too good to mingle with, um, throwback entertainers but if that’s the only people you could confirm for your little shindig just tell me in advance. I still got a lot of love for each and every person who appeared in Meteor Man.
Not that I have a problem with Nick Cannon wanting to step his grown man game up by wearing suits more often but does he have to look so lame in them?! Memo to Mr. Cannon: You can put lipstick on a pig and marry her but you can’t ever fully escape from your own duckness.
Kanye unleashes his inner Pee Wee Herman in the new promo shots for his upcoming album, 808’s and Heartbreak. I don’t know where the hell Alexis and her mole is at but they both need to return and make things right again. Now, somebody hand me some glow sticks and an ipod!
Former Gel N’ Weave member Diamond strutted down the red carpet at the BET Hip-Hop Awards [click here for flicks from the show] on Sunday wearing a studded corset from Fredrick’s of Hollywood and boots by Aldo. Girl, you so classy! What’s your verdict?
Hey Fresh, I came across these pictures of Khia in Tallahassee. I have never seen that many side-eyes in one picture as are in the audience in that first picture. Is it me or did she drop a lot of weight. I guess her and her best friend Trina are on the same diet. The event is a car and bike show and the pictures came from 102.3. They have an event with Trina on there but come on, that doesn’t compare to seeing the rare occurrence of Khia performing somewhere.
My eyes filled up with tears and I quickly thought to myself something in the milk ain’t clean when I saw these flicks of Suge Avery’s face looking a little wonky. But after checking out other photos of her on the red carpet at the Spirit Of Life Award Dinner I changed my vote and decided that she was just smiling a little hard or something.
I’m still not talking to her for naming her kids Denim and Diesel though. Check out more red carpet flicks of Rihanna, Robin Thicke, Akon, and others inside the celebrity gallery.
I love Ms. Patti almost as much as the corners of Lil’ Boosie’s mouth loves morning crust but her eyebrows are giving me Punk of the South vibes. Since I respect my elders and that she was out reppin’ for Obama I won’t mention her looking like a stand in for The Flying Nun. I pray that she didn’t go into one of her dramatc cunt fits and kicked her pumps off while on stage. An elderly YT woman getting hit in the face with a Louboutin is not a good look for our boy.
If you were waiting for JoJo and the rest of Team Blackout to land their own reality show documenting their journey in the music biz as acne prone window lickers don’t hold your breath.
BV Newswire reports that Yung Wyndex’s big sisters Vanessa and Angela are set to star in their own reality show tentatively titled Daddy’s Girls where cameras will follow their new lives in Los Angeles.
Run’s House fans can expect a deeper look into the sisters lives both personally and professionally. I hope Angela’s boy troubles with Bow Wow and TK aren’t put on center stage in an attempt to garner ratings, because I think I speak for the general consensus when I say no one gives a shit.
Can somebody please explain in easy to understand Sarah Palin terms what is going on with Raven Symone’s eyebrows? I’ve been waiting 23 years for this answer, thanks in advance.
You know you’re at the bottom of the barrell when All The Fuckery doesn’t even bother putting your little rapper pseudonym below the picture.
I blame Irv Gotti for telling Ja Rule “Body” would be his big comeback single on that only episode of Gotti’s Way I bothered to watch. Once entertainers realize that Rocsi and Terrence J’s opinion can only account for so much they will be better off. We all know that they think every album is a fucking classic.
Nas is standing by his wife Kelis despite rumors of Wendy Williams having a sex tape of Mrs. Milkshake getting banged by another man and divorce talk. Here’s the skinny via Miss Info:
Nas jumped on stage at the end of N.E.R.D.’s set, and performed songs off his untitled album, before going into his classics. Then he started “If I Ruled the World,” and said, “Give it up for my wife, Kelis!”
Kelis then sang Lauryn Hill’s hook and when the song was over, the couple shared a kiss and Nas went on to give his wife props, saying “I’m her biggest fan,” and even firing shots at her “imposters.”
Kanye West debuted the video for “Love Lockdown” on Ellen [don't even say anything, I fuck with Mr. DeGeneres, no King Latifah] and well . . . just watch it. Al Reynold found this video is so upsetting that it knocked his period on. Real talk. You know I know, I got credible sources on these Internets.
Lisa Bonet and her bust it baby Jason Momoa were sighted at LAX catching a departing flight on Sunday. I hope Denise Huxtable made it past the security check point since we all know that she is hiding a purple sack and a blunt somewhere in her luggage.
Momoa is the father of Lisa’s 14 month old daughter, Lola Iolani Momoa. That’s all I am going to say about that cat since he looks like he may have a little Chris Benoit in him.
