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21. October 2008 | Kategorie Come And Get Your Cousins Please, We Can't Be Friends, You Don't Have Shit Better Else To Do?, You Embarrass Me. You Embarrass Yourself.

Michigan police arrested a 29-year-old man for allegedly “receiving sexual favors from a vacuum” at a car wash.

Reports a concerned citizen called the police after seeing the man acting suspiciously inside a car wash at the Saginaw County’s Thomas Township, some 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

The man was caught in the act by the responding police.

“I’ve seen some strange things, but this is the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard,” one of the arresting officers said. [source]

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16. October 2008 | Kategorie Come And Get Your Cousins Please, With Ya Dumb Ass, You Don't Have Shit Better Else To Do?, You Embarrass Me. You Embarrass Yourself.

Cowabunga!

Three blockheaded teenagers were busted playing in a sewer Wednesday in Queens – after getting lost while pretending to be Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, police sources said.

Schiller Milfort, 16, of Hollis, and Marvin Ottley, 17, of Bellaire, along with an unidentified 15-year-old boy, were shirtless and in their shorts and sneakers when firefighters plucked them out of a sewer in Kissena Park.

The make-believe heroes were crawling around the sewer system when they got confused and lost their way, police sources said.

They were not injured, officials said.

“These three idiots were playing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and wanted to go into the sewers,” said one police source. “They were never in danger, just goofing off and being stupid.”

Milfort and Ottley were charged with criminal trespassing. The other teenager was released to his parents. [source]

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I Blame Joe Sixpack

7. October 2008 | Kategorie And I Don't Need A Label For This Shit, So This Is How We're Trying To Remain Relevant, You Embarrass Me. You Embarrass Yourself., You Need More People

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Unless you have been sharing a pillow up under a rock with Cheri Dennis [no, I love you] you have probably laughed at last week’s Saturday Night Live sketch of the VP debate already.

But from that laughter now comes tragedy.

Some key McCain staffers are content with Palin joking about the “SNL” routines on the campaign trail — as when she scribbled “I’m not Tina Fey” on a supporter’s cell phone and said she’d dressed as Fey on Halloween. But others — including the governor herself — think a return punch on the NBC airwaves is what’s needed.

I’m hearing some sort of Palin tweak of Fey’s American Express commercials is in the works.

While next weekend’s ”Saturday Night Live” will be a rerun, it is possible Palin could appear Thursday on the first of NBC’s ”Weekend Update” specials in prime time. [source]

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